Does this bloated, rotten jack-o-lantern really wear a MAGA hat when meeting with foreign dignitaries? Also, are his pants pleated? Vom

I couldn’t pick a perfect NCAA bracket from memory and I doubt Drew could either

Proper etiquette when spilling beer on someone at a sporting event or concert is to always ALWAYS escalate that shit into an all out brawl. Guaranteed they forget all about that beer spillage when they’re spitting out their teeth in the ER

World War III, when are you coming for me?
Been kicking up sparks, we set the flames free
The windows are locked now so what’ll it be?
A house on fire or a rising sea?

What’s Aubrey been Huffing that’s got him so mad?

I get this reference. Brad Neely!

PEPSI OVER COKE?? THE HORRORRRRRR!!!

Jeff Fisher really has fallen on hard times

Drew, I see you taking off that sweater in a lame attempt to hide the stain on your shirt at the holiday party

funny, I was just told he was BUTT last month

I need to hear this whole song

Better mustache: Ken Bone or Ben McAdoo?