jamesbowland
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
jamesbowland

Rumor has it Nicholas Tartaglione was working for the Russian Mafia. 

Sniffing peaches and get a whiff of decomposing corpse?

It’s getting worse.

I’ve cleaned the steering wheel on my new/old car about 5 times now. It’s still dirty. 

Not gonna lie. I just shed a tear. 

I like a little patina on my race cars. Race cars should be clean but not immaculate. Especially something with this providence.

What is it going to take to get you to buy this worthless gap insurance today!

This sounds like any microsoft application. 

When your oil to fuel ratio is 1:50 and they advertise your car as a 4 stroke, you have a problem. 

When you feel the love you tend to forget the traumatic moments when you wife texts you to say the oil light is on again after adding 1 qt three weeks ago...

My 2013 outback was subject to the excessive oil consumption issue, at 30,000 miles subaru gave me a 2016 Outback Limited for 3 days while my dealer installed a new short block. Other than that, and the occasional Christmas tree of dashboard lights that they have not been able to figure out, the car has been trouble

Delta in SLC was up to $1,600 one time, I should have jumped, that’s quite a nice chunk of change.

You win.

You are welcome.

Wait staff and managers smoking behind the restaurant? NEVER HAPPENS.

But Salty, really how is the chicken?

Have you ever sat down and eaten 5 bowls of rice crispies? That’s how much you have to eat to equate to one piece of toast. 

Nor can you take a 2nd generation Honda Passport 20 miles up a jeep tail in the mountains.