Yeah, poor guy, he was better off without her.

My buddy rented a Chrysler Sebring for his bachelor party. His marriage was annulled and I think the Sebring was the icing on the cake.

*only slightly faster than a 2.7L XT

0.29

10/10 would do that too.

Lettuce remember the sandwich and the hero’s that eat them.

I tried too hard.

What does DATA 55 mean anyways? Some tech thing I guess.

Future awards await here:

Nice dodge colt.

That’s uncle Sam’s hat on my niece Samantha.

The mix tape was everything.

That’s me too. I’m always scoping out the toilet in the terminal before boarding. Ain’t no shame in not wanting to pee on a plane.

I am above average height, so standing upright on a plane is like torture for me. I don’t stand up until the seats immediately in front of me are clearing out. It usually means the people across the aisle from me deplane first but I just smile and pass them in the terminal with my very long legged stride.

What has been seen, now cannot be unseen. I’m 50/50 wondering if someone photo shopped a bunch of dicks, because neighbors are a bunch of dicks.

When my engine blew up in Idaho Falls, ID, I was like oh darn! Guess we’ll go to Denny’s and get a hotel room until my dad shows up to give us a ride back to Butte.

All those pointy boobs!

I used to bull’s-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters an ISIS Operative.

I thought this was the winner.