Your windows should be ashamed of themselves.

She was born an embarrassing mom, she will die an embarrassing mom.

Very limited protein sources. If I ate more beans I would be one.

I used to be vegan, then I discovered I have an intolerance to most soy products so started eating eggs again so as to not have my bones break in half and so I had any energy to live. So now I am a vegetarian who does not eat dairy I guess. Sometimes when I am invited over for dinner and they ask if I have any dietary…

It really says something that even with all the knowledge and images I have of John Travolta post-Grease I can never watch the movie and not want to get tag-teamed by him and Kenick.

People who look like this are interesting. If you cut off his hair, would I still think him cute? Maybe with a shaved head...

I kind of know. His dad didn’t let him do shit. Justin was raised by his mother with no dad in sight. Coincidentally his dad seemed to have a change of heart around the same time that his son became a world-famous, mega-loaded superstar and suddenly is very involved. And as one does, Justin seems to have mythologized…

What is the tone of this even? Are there beauty standards in our society (and every society ever) that are hard to fulfill, maintain, achieve and negatively effect people and should be explored, discussed and parsed through? Absolutely.

My school had extra grind at dances - hardcore, sex on two feet, crotch sweat to crotch sweat, freaky-deaky, ride that pony, straight humping, genuine-ass-gyration grind. I went to some dances in other school districts and they came nowhere close to us. Always in dark rooms, always “supervised” by teachers who had…

Filing taxes got myself and my husband.

Hitler. I'm just like Hitler. You got me!

There are a lot of things to hate Hitler and the Nazi party for. I submit we add to the list that their existence has given idiots the world over something ridiculous and extreme to accuse everyone and everything they don’t like of being.

You clearly don't have big boobs.

Valium? Whatever it is that several of my friends mothers took growing up that left them conscious, talking, but slightly slurry, fuzzy eyed and thinking they were much sexy funny then they were.

I’m no lawman but I am fairly positive that violates section 10 paragraph 3 of the Mailman - recipient confidentiality code.

Also the scenario where you kids hate each other. As siblings often do.

In exasperation I told my mother in law that everytime she asked me when her son was going to penetrate and have an orgasm inside of me I was adding 5 years onto when I will even CONSIDER having a child. Shut her up right good.

This color palette makes me want to barf muted pastels with gray undertones.

There is a good chance my mother, who worked fulltime and had my sister and I most of the time, raised me the same amount that Kim Cattrall raised the kids she is talking about. Does that make my many babysitters and daycare workers my mom? I get what you are saying but it feels like insisting upon people knowing…

4 real. I got 4 parents and 10 grandparents as my family loves divorce. Family and the way you see the people in it is whatever you want. Plenty of societies use terms for aunt/uncle/brother/sister/cousin that don’t fall under our guidelines, who the fuck cares? I also had so many people running around telling me I…