What other group has this dishonor?

Ah, appreciate the illumination Judas.

You mean, is it nature vs. nurture whether we prefer our nature natural or nurtured?

That settles it then.

Secret Service: “Should we put a detail on your daughter Tiffany, sir?”

tRump:

I’m a mongrel so I usually just simplify it to Latin American but it’s Mexican, Guatemalan, Salvadorean.

That’s not being fair to the landlord now! No one makes new doors and/or sturdy locks anymore. They’ve been in short supply for awhile now! You talk as though there are entire big box stores dedicated to supplying such things! Blasphemy!

There’s a long history of fabrics being worn in hair in Europe that goes back at least to the 17th century. Threads and string were woven into hair in China from the 14th century.

How is she only famous in relation to men? That makes zero sense. She was equal in the video. Sex isn’t just a thing women do to satisfy men. She was as much a part as Ray J. That’s like saying Kristen Stewart is only famous in relation to men because she was with R Patt in some movies.

Norman Reekus

I’m just glad we can finally focus on the real victim, his dad’s stash of pretzels.

Happy-go-fuck yourself, sir.

When you see footprints beside you? It was then that the metal carried you.

This!!! I don’t have a prenup. It would be advantageous for my husband to get me to sign a post nup, as he makes something like 4x what I earn. We once had a really awful fight in which I broke down crying hysterically and told him I felt trapped and had nowhere to go and can't afford to leave (there was some other…

Ross Geller of the hip hop world.

Of course 1) I’m stupid 2) I once smothered him with a pillow while he slept only to give up when I realized he wasn't going to push me off but rather just continue to lay there like an idiot and die.

drake can stop whining about good girls because he could literally afford millions of them.

Find that person and send them a very strange email.