People will call you just about anything given the opportunity. Fuck ‘em

I am trying to remember 8. I remember 5, I remember 9. 8 is hard. I guess it was a boring year. I know when I was 9 I used to go to the playground across the street from my house and my parents certainly could not have seen me nor heard me if I yelled. There were usually kids there with babysitters or moms. Grown men…

Maybe the same place they were when she was living up in that car. Seem to subscribe to the hands off parenting method.

This would be an amazing moment. Dude is still alive, why not have a fashion show? He must have that Hallelujah money from Rufus Wainwright and Jeff Buckley covers.

Something devious and sinister in those eyes lie. I love it.

Ah, the beautiful memories of early development. I got chased home once by a car of 4 older teenage boys when I was 11 and walking home from school. Had to hide in bushes, crawl under fences and sneak through the backyards of houses before finding someone who was home and would drive me home. I usually hide my…

Do not fret you have several days, Sunday it begins.

They do give off the air of parents who expect something from their children. I think had I parents like that I would either be 10000x more impressive or a homeless addict whose rebellious stage lasted just a little too long.

Strange question, what was your moms mom like?

You don’t first look around in a panicked manner hoping someone ANYONE will swoop in and take over the situation that you know you are so inadequately suited for? Anytime someone obviously needs comfort in front of me I start thinking about how super it would be to hire a comforter. Not a blanket (but maybe a blanket,…

Really stretched it to include Kim and Kendall in there. It’s okay if at least two of them really do seem to be just fine.

Oh Scott Disick. That we may live to feast our eyes upon the perfect crease of your perfect pants once more.

Sometimes I really do feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again. No joke. Best song to wake up to.

Isn’t that one of the most potentially hurtful things? That they aren’t becoming someone else but just becoming their most authentic self? You think you are living and loving the realest version of your significant other and decades later find out you were not. No matter what that thing was that was being kept from…

Story of my life.

So you identify more with Scully?

Against the law in regards to whom? Very few states actually have laws that say discrimination against people based on their sexuality is illegal. That is private companies. I am not sure if that also includes the local/state governments but I suspect it does.

I love how much she loves herself. I believe it is genuine. And I believe that is fantastic.

Glad.

‘Member that time Kanye went on a kanye (new word for rant) about how the fashion industry was racist because they wouldn’t let him design things. In general there are issues with race in fashion. In specifics, it is because they saw ANYTHING he has worn in the past 5 years. I GET IT YOU DON’T DRESS UP AND HAVE 5,000…