Little man almost makes me want to have kids. Preferably with every person dancing in this video.

YOU HAVE TO CRY YOU AREN’T PROCESSING IF YOU AREN’T CRYING OR IF YOU ACKNOWLEDGE IN ANY WAY THAT LIFE WILL GO ON AND THIS TOO SHALL PASS.

Laughing is a valid as crying. People who judge other people’s way of grieving or coping are judgmental buckets of tools. I got my sense of humor in large part from my dad and my stepdad. My dad is Scottish/English and his whole family along with the entire working class of those two countries + Ireland laugh at…

I find people who respond to other people making jokes about traumatic thing with horror to be weird. I make jokes about shitty shit constantly. I face them head on, recognize them for what they are, work on processing them and make jokes along the way. I admit to having cracked up at a funeral or two. Because life is…

Sometimes it is okay if we say that people are complete tools for doing the jobs they do. I don’t care that everyone needs to make a living, this is a tragic way to do it.

I think they are. But even admitting you are one or think about being one is met with such a high level of shame that getting treatment is nigh impossible. I think there is a difference between the treat-ability of a man who has sexually abused adults vs. children though. Pedophilia is usually a sexual orientation,…

I think it is important for us to know things. For better or worse, humans care more about things that happen to people they can relate to. Which is why our public on a whole was thoroughly outraged by the westerners who got beheaded vs. the many many Iraqi citizens. It doesn’t make us terrible, it is just the way it…

People really don’t understand how date rape drugs work. I always thought they made you actually pass out, someone does what they want with your unconscious body and wake up with no memory. It wasn’t until a very good friend of mine was roofied that I learned that is not true. She indeed woke up with no memory. But…

Ignore the other buttbrains. They are delicious. Fry up some eggs, toast up some bread, skillet you some sausage, add Heinz English Baked Beans. Delicious. Fried breakfast potatoes are also a great addition. When I heat my beans up I add some hot sauce and pepper. They aren’t like our bbq beans so if you don’t go in…

In general, when they are less attractive than I like to think I am.

My first thought “where does thoroughly willing to put out fall on here”?

I have had so many different versions of this story. Some include getting other boys’ numbers in front of my husband. Other ones involve howling at the moon. One or five may find me making out with everyone possible. Maybe another has me punching a dude in the face. Alcohol finds the beast in some of us...

Wait where is the option where you get drunk, are responsible enough to never drive but always get home, never throw up anywhere inappropriate, gregariously blow everyone within a 10 ft radius, and wake up the next day remembering none of it? Nutty Hyde Poppins Sluts McGee?

Question of my life. I can be a rough, angry, blackout drunk. I have some issues stemming from some legit shit that went on when I was young. But my mom’s life when she was growing up makes mine look like heaven with no gray cloud, she is a delightful drunk. Way more abuse in her life than mine if we are comparing.…

Good point. You win. We can all pack it in and go home. I have been bested by your superior mind.

“Sound it out” was what I got when asking for spelling help. Great advice for the English language.

I had a roommate that did this. It was like living with a fucking poltergeist.

Who said shit about a woman? I believe the words were “SLAY QUEEN”. Your life is depressing.

Sorority style?

But definitely not Tina Fey. Never Tina fey.