That is a real thing and treatment! It was on here that I first read about it and now I don’t remember the name. It’s a weed spray for your vagina and it’s a source of great frustration that it’s only available in California and Colarado (and wherever else weed is legalised in the US).

If I can offer a bit of advice, don’t wait until you start having sex. Get in touch with your body now in every way possible, through athletics, through masturbation and using vibrators/dildos as necessary. A key part of enjoying sex is knowing how to give yourself pleasure and you need to feel you own your own body…