Omg I didn’t know they have different sizes of speculums!! Why did no gyno tell me this!?! I usually end up sobbing through pap smears and they’re just like, “almost done!” all cheerful-like.

Oh this was me! The conservative upbringing, the two wedding night virgins, the pain, the bleeding, the libido ruined by all the discomfort and frustration. I really should have gone to a doctor but we were so broke. My case must not have been as bad, because over the years it has mostly resolved and now we have lots…