Wait for it....

Jimmy John's Founder: Dude, Brock, I have to ask. What's with the pants?

Looks more like ET

Great work from a great scorer.

The Lions fan knew the risks of going into Philadelphia while wearing their opponents' colors. His own fault for getting knocked out during a football game.

I appreciate the coverage of an important issue like the long-term effects of concussions, this is a topic that the NHL needs to do more to address, and hopefully prevent. However, it is kind of annoying how much of Deadspin's NHL coverage is devoted to the low-brow aspects of hockey, rather than the really exciting…

why was he wearing roller skates in a bar?

I guess if you squint it kinda looks like him...

Gifed:

Pfft. Tiger can bounce one off his nuts 8 or 10 times then swat it with his dong about 120 yards.

For a country that doesn't want homosexual athletes to compete, this is gay as shit

Strangely, not included in video. Is best:

Reminds me of Magic Johnson out there. It's going to be a long season for the Sixers but with a start like this, we have something to look forward to. Not to mention a start like this will be a boon for tickets sales in the coming weeks. Tankadelphia might have to pin their hopes on New Orleans tanking this year more…

It HAS to be this guy. The crazy veterinarian from the classic "Beethoven"

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Her excitement is infectious.