Simplicity, people, simplicity.

Always in our hearts.

Nothing complements a mediocre spaghetti sauce quite like orange Gatorade.

Eisenreich, Mendoza and Freel. IMHO

This story is completely BS!

He "sauntered"?! I could believe "struggled up the steps", "stumbled into", "drove his mechanized wheelchair in" or even "triumphantly rode his all-terrain Segway across the threshold".

But "sauntered"? Psh.

You know who else wants to know? Cubans.

The Jaguars are playing the Rams this year? I'll put mark that in my calendar next to getting raped by my grandpa.

These Aaron Hernandez jail letters are getting weird.

So Marte accepted it (presumably in exchange for something nice)

Kind of surprised none of the players ran up to the mound with pixelated dongs.

Man, I bet truck guy wishes he had a vine.