you think horses are expensive? Ever driven outside a city?

yup.

I’m on a road trip from Texas to Lake Tahoe with my retiree mom. Hitting the sights on the way. Yesterday, we were in the Yosemite valley when I took wrong turn on a walking path and after an already too long for my mom walk got us stuck between shuttle stops. My mom was really struggling, so I stopped her and stuck…

yes! reboot season 2 episode 1 part 1, DOT complicity in orchestrating Alien colonization! Part 2, monster-of-the-week The Stig!

Holy crap. What happens if you cross the streams??

I know! What is this trash, tea party talk radio?

So which are they? The backgrounds a photos, right? If not...damn. I need Oculus rift.

Exactly. That’s why I never take my Ferrari to Amsterdam.

don’t you mean boobies?

what’s cavebabe for MILF

hey, you know lucy? what’s her a/s/l?

I wish i looked like spear chucker. I’m well aware I look like the guy on his right. But, hey! Better than the dude on chuck’s left.

Other first date red flags: bad geometry skills.

yup. burn out with a rope in the middle. burn-on-a-rope?

Why is his intake wearing a blanket?

thank you. I really am surprised at everyone’s indifference towards tobacco promotion.

paul smart edition.

I like owls. I like some Fellini. God knows my girlfriend is aware of how much I like boobies. But damn if this doesn’t make me reconsider visiting her family’s Alpen ski lodge.

Gotthard