you think horses are expensive? Ever driven outside a city?

yup.

You forgot the onions.

I’m on a road trip from Texas to Lake Tahoe with my retiree mom. Hitting the sights on the way. Yesterday, we were in the Yosemite valley when I took wrong turn on a walking path and after an already too long for my mom walk got us stuck between shuttle stops. My mom was really struggling, so I stopped her and stuck…

yes! reboot season 2 episode 1 part 1, DOT complicity in orchestrating Alien colonization! Part 2, monster-of-the-week The Stig!

Haha!

Holy crap. What happens if you cross the streams??

I know! What is this trash, tea party talk radio?

So which are they? The backgrounds a photos, right? If not...damn. I need Oculus rift.

Exactly. That’s why I never take my Ferrari to Amsterdam.

don’t you mean boobies?

lol...the shame :D

what’s cavebabe for MILF

hey, you know lucy? what’s her a/s/l?

I wish i looked like spear chucker. I’m well aware I look like the guy on his right. But, hey! Better than the dude on chuck’s left.

Other first date red flags: bad geometry skills.

yup. burn out with a rope in the middle. burn-on-a-rope?

I’m very much best phone camera for ~200$ kind of guy (splurged on a new 5x for $250), so I agree with your sentiment. Never have I looked up directions to a restaurant where I’m meeting friends or received an unexpected text from my girlfriend on my phone and said, “man, that is awesome, but it would have been so…

Why is his intake wearing a blanket?

lol. perfect.