Speak for yourself. Not every person under 40 is a broke failure.

Cheek implants gone wrong?

Wish we’d all stop with the generation this and generation that. I have no idea where I fall (born in ‘83 - don’t feel what people consider Gen X but certainly not what others see as Millennial). The “old people” (Boomers) are the worst of all time and the “young” (Gen Z) are oh-so radically different tropes are tired…

“Or she may just be a fairly untouched version of a character like Misty Knight”

I love avocados. If you don’t, cool. They weren’t always expensive. I mean, 15 years ago, I could get five for a dollar in Corpus Christi when they were on sale. Usually they were 3-4 for a dollar.

“which, I should note, are completely unconstitutional; America was supposed to never have star chambers or secret courts”

this is BS. those guys are nit mindless tools, they saw who they raided, they knew there was no danger. They manhandled him and his gf anyway.

‘murica.

Reading is hard. They’re not all in TX.

Welcome to America’s world of civil asset forfeiture! Where the rules are made up and facts don’t matter!

50/50 seem like some heavy odds, more like 5/95. Doesn’t the government like to brag about shutting down things like pedo rings? Also, wouldn’t they have actually arrested him instead of just taking all his stuff if he’s a legit major sex criminal? And getting the Air Force involved? 

Sounds like he might have gotten a little close to something.  Why the Nazi act, if not?

Sorry to be the one to say this but the guy probably unwittingly either photographed something he shouldn’t  have or else he was in contact with a foreign nation again most likely unwittingly.  

Guy definitely looks like he’s been anal probed and he’s holding on to the bottle as a souvenir.

Because aliens.

Scary. I don’t want to live in a world where stuff like this can happen.

He needs to sue the shit out of them for damaging/stealing his property, but most importantly, violating his rights. There are plenty of judges out there that would love to knock the FBI down a few pegs.

Not like this

Why is Jared Leto a thing? Are there fans who watch him? Asking for a friend I don’t get it?

Because now Disney has a theme park ride to synergize!