I went off on a TSA agent for threatening to make me walk outside and throw away my multi-use water bottle all because it barely had more than the 3.4fl oz limit. She wouldn’t let me just take a small swig of it nor was I allowed to just dump it out into the trash can, since it was clearly an accident seeing how…

Oh, thank god. I had to scroll down a disturbing amount before I found someone who also realized this is loser revenge fantasy bullshit.

Sadly the likelier situation is that none of this even happened, so we’re reading some loser’s loser fantasy.

extremely and then everyone stood up and clapped

Everything about this story is terrible.

“Endgame will resonate because it understood what fans wanted from it and delivered Fan service is usually cited as a negative aspect of storytelling, but when it’s used in the service of rewarding people who have sat through 21 movies, it’s hard to get too bent out of shape about it.“

I hate that you wrote this, stick to cars.

Hmmmm. I’m not sure Subway’s quality has really changed all that much over the years.

I’ll be honest, as someone who always ran in nerdier circles, I’ve known more than a few Sheldons in my day.

I was able to tell by the pixels.

seriously. i’m no regular soda drinker, but zero is miles better than diet.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

I swear to God those damn things are the reason why I have poor eyesight now.

But that would stop this from happening, and this is a good thing that we want happening.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

Folded over white bread sandwich filled with BBQ brisket, pickles, onions, and extra BBQ sauce. All y’all northerners can go fuck yourselves.

thermal cameras are expensive and shit.

Oh yes they do.

Take it from a sex coach. Yes they do. They not only pay for sex but they pay more and plan it out farther in advance.

No Hulk Hogan lawsuits up in here! Only bears, baseball, and balls