Wimmy wam wam wuzzle!

Is she still sporting that fake English accent?

Ali Khan as in the Ali Khan from “Cheap Eats”? What are you doing on this low-effort website?

I had one the other day. The chicken was overcooked and dry.  More mayo or whatever the sauce for it is would have helped, but it was just a terribly disappointing lunch IMO.

Their “Korean Q” sauce is one of my favorite sauces from any fast food joint.  And the price seems reasonable.

Working at a regional fast tacos place back in the 1980s, We had to clean up after a flood. The kitchen and dining room were both ankle deep in brown, gross runoff water. We were closed for recovery, and people still wanted us to serve them. I’d say “it is not sanitary” and they say “I don’t care.”

That looks like what I remember.

Back in the 90's they offered a sort of pita bread taco that I quite liked. I remember that it was topped with something called “broccoli slaw” but other than that I couldn’t tell you what was on it.

Pumpkin spice latte always *sounds* so tasty, and it is.   As long as the beverage is screaming hot.  As soon as the drink cools off a bit, the taste reminds me more of “pumpkin spice chemical slurry”

I’m going to pass on the Vienna sausages,(In Oklahoma we pronounced it VY-EENA.) I did recently give Underwood’s Deviled Ham a revival and found it quite tasty. Like a salt paste, but tasty.

You could also take the whole night’s haul to the local hospital and they would X-Ray it for free.  I don’t remember that they found a single razor blade or needle though.

Double true for fast food joints.  There’s a McDonalds near where I work.  When I went there three times and discovered no soap in the mens’ bathroom dispenser each time, I knew no one in the kitchen ever washed their hands.

Having lived in Oklahoma, Texas, and now Virginia, I’ve never seen huckleberries for sale… anywhere.

I remember a sandwich called “chicken littles” which were little chicken sliders KFC sold for fifty cents apiece.  I don’t remember if they were delicious or if I just bought them because you could feast for two bucks.

Target actually does the best job of having enough room to house all the items you might be buying.

Why would that be a problem?

You could get a similar thing at any Dairy Queen in Texas or Oklahoma.

Today I sat in a McDonalds and watched four twelve-year-old boys being needlessly loud, toss a football around, and demand to talk to the manager because their behavior got them cut-off from food service.

I used to doctor those up with my own cheese, pepperoni and ham. It was heaven

The onion rings sold at Burger King are made from minced onion instead of a real ring of real onion.  Reconstituted onion rings are a universal disappointment.