In a fictional universe where tiny sentient beings are a possibility, the holograms are blurry and distorted because we, the audience, needs a visual cue that it is a projection instead of a physical presence.

I disagree. I like the idea that even a monster can feel regret and that even a villain can be redeemed.

Yeah I stopped reading at “most of the Star Wars movies are bad.”

Ugh. Pamphlet Christians...

Can I also run through my favorite Star Wars characters using the database of the Whills?

Perhaps a germ-phobic person *might* be afraid that bugs or rats walked on the bottle while it was in the wine cellar. Such a person *might* dread the idea of transferring rat piss germs to the lip of the glass.

Bah. I tell my employees that they do not have to put up with abuse. They are to come get me, period. If I am not there, they are allowed to send the asshole away.

My ex-wife used to insist that she was allergic to mushrooms. I took her at her word and never served mushrooms until I found out she had gotten a stomach ache after eating some pizza with mushrooms on it once.

Problem is he’s probably tried calling her on the behavior and spent hours, days, or even weeks incurring her wrath for his audacity. Speaking as the liberated ex-husband of someone very much like this woman, I pity the man as much as I pity her waiter.

I don’t see Buzz Lightyear’s flight as breaking the rules of consistency. To me the point of the story is that Buzz thinks he’s *more* than just a toy and that Woody resents that optimism.

Question: Was Disney in charge of Pixar when Toy Story was in development? The article makes it sound like it was, but I thought Disney bought pixar much later.

Can’t I be an introvert AND an asshole?

mmm... ideal pizza...

I think Peterson's relationship with the fans in Minnesota is not repairable. I agree he probably thinks his whipping of a toddler was OK. The fans there did not agree.

Clearly the only acceptable answer is Jonathan Coulton's brains.

some people just aren't real comfortable seeing themselves on camera. If that had been me I might have turned around or ducked behind someone.

how is it that we are shocked, shocked, I tells ya, when celebrities private photos are hacked and posted online, but this happens and squads of Internet reporters gleefully delve right in and post all the intimate details they can find?

I ptefer to think he's just a little guy with tiny wheels. Tiny wheels don't work well on sand. Tiny wheels get clogged with Bantha poodoo.

You sure he wasn't reliving a scene from "What About Bob?"

McCaulay Culcat?