Am I hearing a Wilhelm scream halfway through this?

Fascinating.

I disagree. I like the idea that even a monster can feel regret and that even a villain can be redeemed.

Yeah I stopped reading at “most of the Star Wars movies are bad.”

And these loafers?

I need this movie to be named “101 Damnations”

In any case, he’s currently on display at the Sam Noble Oklahoma Museum of Natural History

Finding Bo Peep?

If They Might Be Giants doesn’t get invited to write and perform at least one song for Gigantic, then there is no justice in the world.

Remember when they just started promoting the movie and all everyone noticed was that Joy kind of resembled Marge Simpson? I remember it because of how little that mattered.

You know, I met Anthony Daniels briefly as I handed over sixty bucks for a signed photo of C3PO. He seemed condescending and almost disgusted that a man my age would be interested in Star Wars.

He did do the nasty in the pasty.

I’m bewildered by the “what would a standalone superman movie look like” comment.

Ia!! Clathrates fhtahn!

I vote shoggoth. Many, many shoggoth.

You should read The Mothman Prophecies. One of Keel’s main ideas was that faerie folk and demons and UFOs were all manifestations of the same phenomenon.

I’d be willing to do that job sober.

Also I remember my mom watching the James Earl Jones movie on TV and it scared the crap out of me. I was probably 9 years old.

I’d be on board for a Mothman Prophecies-like adaptation where you’re never really sure if the abduction really took place or if the Hills were just a little bit bonkers.

Oh I disagree. The white kids are the ones with a history of walking into school with pipe bombs and automatic weapons.