Yeah, but "The weirdest and most unbelievable things that humans have sent towards space" doesn't have the same ring to it...

Shh.

I suggest the following as the perfect solution.

Me too. I prefer my horror to be more Chthulhu-ey.

Shouldn't there be a "shut up and take my money" joke here somewhere?

let's see, I'm in the path of tornado "gustav", but "emily" is two counties over. Should I take cover??

I, for one, refuse to play the Weather channel's little game of naming winter storms.

News story or Pacific Rim viral marketing...

I'm imagining bugs carrying clipboards and rubber stamps. Two beetles meet, exchange paperwork, "this seems to be in order"

You mean an error that is only an error because they didn't write both scripts concurrently is a deal breaker for you?

I like the Pats vs. Jets one. The pilot has the perfoect "I'm screwed" look on his face, and the patriot reminds me of Dr. Strangelove.

Wolffish looks like I would picture Bill Engvall's "dorkfish" to look.

The one labelled "the cell" looks more like a venus fly trap consuming a bug of some sort.

two words: sex tourism.

Meanwhile, UFO blogs are posting the same video, claiming that it is real, and that the explanations offered here are part of an elaborate disinformation operation.

It's a metaphor for Tom Cruise-as-Scientology's-Savior.

they're dead, Dave. Everybody's dead, Dave.

He was plenty competent. stayed in a nice hot bath and let his number one do all the rousting and interrogating bits.

IMHO one of the great tragedies in this world is that Phil Hartman did not live to give voice to Zapp Brannigan. Billy West knocks it out of the park, but I truly miss Hartman's unique comedy voice.

and my god, how I love it.