Steven A. Smith: To be fair, if you watch closely, prior to getting on the elevator...

I wholeheartedly agree with your entire list, however, I would only hypothetically fuck Ray Rice's lawyer.

I haven't seen those ISIS cunts cutting people's heads off. But know what? I think it's pretty fucked up shit, anyway. That's how I roll. I figure shit out.

Well, at least fabebd didn't say anything stupid.

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

These fucking idiots are ALL awful. Fuck Peter King, fuck the NFL, fuck Roger Gooddell, fuck the Ravens, fuck Rice's lawyer, fuck Steve Smith, fuck Schefter, fuck Harbaugh, fuck everyone who defended Ray Rice and/or tried to pin some of the blame on Janay, and most of all, fuck Ray Motherfucking Rice.

He split time with Tyler Watts because Watts was the running passer the Dennis Franchione liked to have in his system. Zow was a drop back style passer.

How about the fans who gave him a standing ovation:

Andrew Zow, 1998

Every Ravens player is putting on their helmet right now before exclaiming, "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!"

chupacabra69 is ominously missing from this list. I'd expect better, titz69.

I continue to not see how just enforcing the rules applicable to all other bases wouldn't have solved this problem from the get-go. Runner has the right to proceed to home plate; blocking that access is interference. Fielder has the right to make a play on the runner, interfering with that is interference. (a.k.a.…

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets how long it took to delete the tweet.

It's appropriate that everyone associated refers to the league as "The Shield," especially now that they're all trying desperately to cover their asses.

Oh wow, does this mean they're going to sign LeBron now?

I hate that pesky auto-gammons.

No one from the league has ever knocked down my report to me

That TV money... That sweet sweet TV money.

I hope when this story is fully 'vetted, we all get the truth and nothing but the truth.

Baltimore: [cuts Rice]