@olliemiller30: can i have a dream shake
@olliemiller30: can i have a dream shake
@olliemiller30: can i have a dream shake
@olliemiller30: can i have a dream shake
@olliemiller30: can i have a dream shake

I don't know what a dream shake is, but I want it.

Dont stop being you Joel! Saw him trolling andrew wiggin last night and I love it. Hopefully he keeps his trolling just below the Terrell Owens/ Ocho Cinco line and flourishes. Kid could be a star. Hopefully he plays basketball well also.

I'm not super in love with the fact that the quoted dietician has written a book called Fighting the Freshman Fifteen. Yeah, we all didn't need a degree to guess that eating at Olive Garden twice a day would be unhealthy, but thanks.

My nutritionist preemptively says no in an email. Not just to me; I'm supposed to tell you all this as well.

Those breadsticks, though. I don't know what they do to them and I don't care, just gimme more.

Well, you ARE a bear. Your appetite is pretty legendary.

Olive Garden has the saddest pasta I've ever seen.

WARNING: May contain trace amounts of Italian food.

caity's article was one of the funniest things i have ever read. i had to take breaks reading it to get myself time to recover.

I could put them out of business in 2 weeks.

OH SHIT IT'S ME.

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

uh, Erin, sometimes they wear pink gloves for breast cancer awareness so who's the REAL lady-hater, huh.

Consider forming really strong opinions about independent video games.

Jesus Motherfucking Christ on a bicycle in June. This CANT be real. Real, rational human beings can't possible operate like this.

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

I'll admit I never thought Dumbledore was gay, but then again I never considered the sexuality/relationship status of any of the characters unless a relationship was mentioned.

I really don't understand the people who didn't see it immediately.

Fans were definitely blindsided by that for sure, and I do wish she had included that more openly in the books. But I don't know a single Harry Potter fan who has a real problem with this, so this guy will not be missed. Buh-bye.