How can you be so sure this will kill the meme? It might propel it to new heights given Winston's visibility and stature on campus; I'm betting a lot of people are hearing about it for the first time today. Indeed, someday we may look back and say Winston's act was the meme's Seminole moment.

Reporter: And you saw heard he did this?

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Winston: Fuck her right in the pussy!

Winston then gave crabs to the woman in question.

Yeah, yeah. We get it, Jameis. That's going to happen regardless of what she says but part of the deal is you also not talking about it.

The others were good?

Fortunately for Tony, he is entitled to a jury of peers.

Dudes with lip rings are never not sketchy. Consider this your lesson for the day.

Laura's employer sounds like a great place to work.

In other news, it sounds like Brian got a little of Laura to go. Just ... not the part that he wanted. OOPS.

So what happens to all of us super angry disappointed people who can't get a Barbie who says "What the fuck?"

Off the hook? Is she saying off the hook? Isn't that super dated?

I think I'm less upset by what the fuck.

Giancarlo: Is it Mike?

Doctor: Can you remember your name?

"reverting to the default white flag icon"

Maybe they're just mad because the terms of the Geneva Convention prevents governments from showing Mets games to captives.

I read the headline and thought they dressed up like Al Capone and the like and thought, "Well, what's the big deal?"

When asked to elaborate on his reason for keeping his defensive lineman active, Harbaugh replied, "from what we've heard, flinching is not going to stop Ray McDonald."

To be fair, Jim Harbaugh is ALWAYS the asshole, no matter the situation.