Wow, this is crazy. We usually have to wait until October to see Verlander make an ass of himself.

"This isn't impressive, we have two Upton asses" - Atlanta Braves

Note to self: Disable auto-backup on iCloud and Google+

Didn't he invest, like, a toaster oven and two tickets to a Young MC show?

Definitely could be worse. The school could rehire Isiah Thomas.

How does a Florida based college go 1-11? The joy of being a florida based team is the ability to recruit players who legally aren't allowed outside the state for longer than 48 hours.

Wouldn't that be his Latin teacher?

Looks like Charlie Weis will get another head coaching job when he gets fired from Kansas.

You should be pissed at your English professors. You're an alumnus, or alumna, or even an alum. You and your fellow graduates, as a group, are alumni.

Man, it takes a lot to make the Marlins ownership look good.

#FirePeteGarcia I'm one pissed off Alumni. The Herald is doing the right thing here, the Athletic Department is run like some third world dictatorship.

Also because after listening to the radio, they learned he was already a Cowboy.

Maybe Bon Jovi would have more money if he hadn't put everything into low risk CDs.

He shouldn't spend his money on the Bills. He's gotta' hold on to what he's got.

You see this happen a lot, where a celebrity makes tons of money during their career, but for one reason or another, a decade or two later and they can't even afford to pay the Bills.

Only 30%? I was under the impression he was halfway there

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I can't really fault the Golf Channel for this. Live broadcasts are a real pressure-cooker.

Let's be fair here though, in said hypothetical encounter, Muschamp would have the immediate all-around advantages, but then make a series of terrible decisions resulting in the Twitterer almost or completely winning the fight outright. At which point, the Florida campus police would step in and clean up the mess, and…

I guess they cut Sarkisian reading Anthony Brown's tweets.