They're exactly like the A's, only with more maladjustment and less success!

Why study Tropicana? Can't you just wait for it to land between the 30,000 empty seats and pick it up at your leisure?

Jim Harbough already has this memorized

Goddamnit, Kevin.

Fucking Kevin. There's always gotta be at least one

What I want to see is on the 7th pitch, the machine dials in a 37 mph change up. I'm assuming the guy would just fall over.

I worked at a go-kart, bumper boat, batting cage place in high school. When it would rain we'd shut down the batting cages because they'd throw the ball all over the place. Like behind you, at your head etc with no consistency. It was like Russian Batting Cage Roulette. Of course, after our shift would end, and having…

Brian McCann counts at least 7

I commend him for not wearing a helmet. He would have looked ridiculous.

The real question is how many unwritten rules are being broken here?

That's funny, because Bob Stoops teams could never score against the SEC.

You think Cleveland is shitting themselves right now, thinking they drafted a "system" QB?

Some really great shade from Bob Stoops on this last year.

This was so much better than listening to that turd Andrew Zimmern go on and on (and fucking ON...) about the food at the State Fair via the only afternoon drive radio show I can normally stand, the other night.

I didn't see the game, but I almost shit my pants when I saw the stats on SportsCenter. I'm never eating Chinese food again.

Nothing worse than a crusty rim job with a chunk of white stuff in it.

SEC is all about defe...oh.

Last night just confirms what I told everybody for the last two years and nobody wanted to believe me:

"A Kevin Sumlin Offense is an a Thing of Alarming Beauty".

As always, this is all Nick Saban's fault.