After this incident (and to further reduce his extra swelling), Montero is being transferred to the mid-A Walla Walla CompressionSox.

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

Sorry for the delay in commenting. I opened this link and passed out.

Raysism: [passes out]

She's claiming it's not her fault. Sorry, it may not be fair, but when you're in charge, the buck stops with you. It's Obama's fault.

This is not what they mean when they talk about working your way up through the minors.

His T-Shirt appears to say "Expand."

"I just went to Bangor" turned out to not be a great alibi

Fucknuts should definitely be on here. Can't wait for a 'Fuck Words Ranked' article.

also was 1 out from a perfect game last year

Or Stanford, where you want to be called all types of Luck words.

'Fucknuts' should be on there.

It's really sad to see Brown just throw away his USC education over this.

In fairness to Sarkisian, most people use the F-word when they break a Trojan.

This sort of treatment isn't that unusual in the Pac-12. Like at Oregon, where players get called all kinds of duck words.

You missed one.

The NFL went on to identify three mitigating factors:

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By "in the country," did you mean "in the SEC"?

But isn't it fair to say that in order to "get your ass to Mars" you have to first get the launch vehicle funded and realized? Can we blame them for pushing ahead without any further guarantees or funding for longer term missions for this platform?