My favourite SNSD members are Taeyeon and Sunny.

Fun article!

For every Lou Bega, there is a Baha Men.

I’d rather have an asshole boss than an incompetent one.

Changing the world, one terminally boring American at a time. But stay strong papa bear, the fight against the welfare state needs you.

Gives you plausible deniability: “Honey, I know my credit card bill has a charge for one spit-roast at the Sex Cauldron, but I swear I was just enjoying a nice meal!”

Lordy, no. Anyone who has time to whip out a batch of that during a dinner rush is someone who won’t have his job for long.

Lordy, no. Anyone who has time to whip out a batch of that during a dinner rush is someone who won’t have his job for long.

Exactly. Never, ever, EVER put that on paper. If the guy’s a raging bag of dicks, just tell us. We will always find an appropriate response. And you’re left with plausible deniability.

Someone could really make a killing opening a sex dungeon where you could get something decent to eat. Like “The Sex Cauldron - now with chowder!”

So wait, does Yelp have evidence that the reviews were written by children under 13 who didn’t have permission from their parents (seems to me that all it would take is rather common permission slips from those parents to prove that they had permission)? Do they have evidence showing that these kids, who were writing…

I misread the headline and thought the customer had asked someone to spit in his burger. Like some kind of kink thing.

Seriously. Never leave a paper trail.

Who says New Yorkers are rude? She wrote ‘Please’!

Medium-rare, you heretic.

I wouldn’t have fired her for being a passive aggressive asshole and a walking health hazard, I would have fired her for thinking this was something she could get away with, and that the risk would be worth it.

If you get your burger well done, it is not like your taste buds are sophisticated enough to even tasted the spit.

4. I expected REAL AUTHENTIC [ethinic] food, and instead I got mediocre [ethnic] food! This is an insult to cuisine! One star!

There is definitely more to this story than Mays is telling. While the whole food spitting thing is way beyond the pale (and really should be charged as some kind of assault), even the most bitter and jaded servers don’t just make a habit of arbitrarily asking cooks to spit in food. Someone needs to find the fired…

There are only three Yelp reviews: