Because discrediting the LGBTQ community is what he’s paid (or in this case, “not paid”) to do, and he’s just stupid enough to think he can bring about a second Holocaust without being one of the first in the furnace.

Never. Gets. Old.

He hasn’t been that careful.

Honestly, it could be the best possible argument for the importance of having good reading/writing skills. 99 times out of 100, it’s the lack of grammar/syntax/spelling/punctuation/capitalization that tips me off to a scam. The one time I got a perfectly written scam email, I was just fortunate that I didn’t have an…

You know, even if this show gave us nothing else besides the context for “Santa-splattering trolley ride,” that alone would make it worthy of being enshrined among the all-time greats.

It’s ridiculous that Roseanne Cash has people tell her her father would be ashamed of her for her anti-gun stance. I mean, have those idiots ever listened to Johnny Cash? Dude was clearly not a fan of gun violence. But then again I suppose it’s kind of like the old Black Sabbath thing where they get called Satanists…

“Don’t bring your gun control questions to the CMAs, son.

I think you mean to say “recently staunchly anti-gun control.” The works of Johnny Cash and other old-school country stars bear out a different story.

I know that the general consensus is that this show can’t last. And certainly the “middle” episodes of this half-season seemed to bear out that inevitability. But the last couple have me once again wondering if it may be possible for them to keep it running much longer than we’d assume. I think that’s probably one of…

I dunno. I’ve been scrolling through it for a while now, and I’m only seeing a small handful of posts that are obviously sexualized (and even then they’re not extremely sexual). Honestly, as far as tumblrs go, it’s really less sexual than normal. I think someone is reaching here.

My grandma got ripped off for $10k (her entire life savings) by one of those IRS scammers. They’re brutal sons of bitches. The problem is that they start threatening a person’s family (which, while you’d think it would be the first clue that they’re not actually with the IRS, somehow triggers the less rational part of…

I actually recall seeing this the week of the election, primarily because a lot of my friends were sharing it specifically to warn people of its obvious fraudulence.

100% agree on the “better cold” part, but strongly disagree on the “crust is better” part (with caveats relating back to the “better cold.”) Namely that Pizza Hut pan pizza is nearly impossible to beat when it’s fresh... but nearly impossible to eat when reheated or cold.

I actually like Papa Johns pizza, but I haven’t eaten it since his “I’m going to fuck over my employees if Obamacare passes” threat years ago. So this whole fiasco is utterly unsurprising. John Schnatter is subhuman garbage.

True. They simply have the greatest proportion of civilian-held guns in this country by a pretty wide margin, and more importantly, much less compunction about using them against their fellow man (since POCs, queers, and other lib’ruls aren’t real human beings to them).

Oh, thanks for ruining the rest of the season for me! I guess I’ll just hold out hope for that happening in season 3.

But then the juices run all over your hands!

I wish you were right, but I guarantee you he’ll just gaslight his way out of this. The armed third of this country’s populace believes every single blatant lie that comes from his lips or twitter thumbs.

I’ve said it before (as have others, so it’s not like I’m being clever here), but the Right’s current strategy is literally the old elementary school “I’m rubber, you’re glue!”

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