(Everyone on the Right simply chants “Lock Her Up!” with increased volume and urgency.)

Just a minor nitpick: What We Do In the Shadows wasn’t really “found-footage,” it was supposed to be a straight up documentary (mockumentary).

Hmm, comparing the Weinstein/Hollywood/Politics/Rapist fiasco to a witch hunt sure doesn’t sound like they’re on the side we’d like them to be on. Gee, it sure would be a surprise to find out that they’re actually just colossal assholes who are fine supporting hateful ideas (/sarcasm).

Oh, man, can you imagine how awesome an AV Club porn site would be? A porn site with good comments would be amazing!

...just spitballing here, but is it perhaps slash-fiction about the main characters from Supernatural having an incestuous relationship? Their last name is Winchester, right? I’ve never watched the show, but I’m pretty sure that’s the case...

It’s like he’s a robot designed to do nothing well, other than lowering the bar. A bar-lowering robot.

It can be two things. Guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree about Trump’s relative intelligence. Personally, I think someone would have to be comatose not to be able to leverage the Presidency into financial gain; it should be well within the capabilities of a mental midget.

Does he have the mental capacity to understand that? Keep in mind, part of his randomness is that in addition to being senile, he’s also dumb as shit.

Focus more on the explosion part. When you’re dealing with someone who has both the capability and the inclination to launch nuclear warheads, randomness and idiocy is not something you risk.

Well, I’ve always said there’s a reason Haribo sounds like “horrible.”

It’s not even a lack of self-awareness (although that’s definitely one of their traits... it’s just not the cause in this instance), it’s their feeble, frantic attempts at deflection. They’re literally relying on the “I’m rubber, you’re glue” defense at this point. Every single thing Trump has been accused of, they…

Without libraries, we wouldn’t have one of my favorite niche porn genres: women masturbating in public libraries.

...cultural revolution where they round up intellectuals? You mean the current world situation, embodied by this anti-intellectual presidency?

Probably not the case with O’Reilly. Dude is evil, cynical, manipulative scum, but he’s not dumb. I guarantee you he doesn’t believe in god. Religion is merely a tool in his manipulation toolbox.

Yeah, that’s an apt comparison. Michael Caine is really the white Robert Guillaume.

The answer is that most people like that don’t really believe in god, they just find him to be a useful way to exert control over others.

That’s almost exactly where my mind went with it. In my mind I conflate it with The OC, so it’s a high school drama about a bunch of young blue aliens who look like old men and administrate the Green Lantern Corps.

That’s fair. As I said, there are exceptions on both sides. But elimination of bodily autonomy for women is a core Right Wing platform, particularly in America and any other country where the Right has been infiltrated by Abrahamic Theocrats. There’s just no getting around the fact that in general, the Right is…

But it is a Right Wing thing. Sure, not every misogynist is Right Wing. But almost every Righty is a misogynist, just as almost every Feminist is Left Wing.

Thank you for this comment. I was trying to figure out how to express my disdain for her entirely self-serving approach to justice, without coming across like I’m happy she suffered harassment herself. You did a much better job than I would have.