Fair point. But it's almost like they're daring us to to mock them at this point. "Hey, the older generations aren't as confused by us as they could be. Let's think of one more ridiculous award category to seal the deal!"

"Body Like a Back Road." I don't even know what that means! I mean, I know that modern country is one of the stupidest fucking things ever inflicted on this world, but seriously, how the hell is that a song? Body like a back road. So she's muddy and full of ruts, sinkholes and fallen logs? Okay, maybe it does…

…I'm pretty sure you mean "relationship."

It's quite literally too much to hope for.

Not simply "woke," but like grade A old school journalism.

'Shipping is fine. Making it a category for an awards show is not.

Every single child named Khaleesi will grow up to be a stripper.

…and Zoidberg!

Baby isn't a real name! It's only a stage name for strippers and other strippers.

Oddly, every single Caroline (and at least half of the Carols) I have ever met are deeply unpleasant people

Came here to point out this exact thing. Should have known the Archmage would already be on it.

I've also heard Pennsyltucky. *edit* Come to think of it, wasn't that also the nickname of a character on OItNB?

Don't worry, Trump's already hard at work on granting us all that wish. Unfortunately, he stopped reading after "not live."

Same here. It's always uncomfortable when our inclination is merely to write, "I am happy about this news." I think @doctuar:disqus found a good solution to the dilemma, though.

This is actually more true than a lot of people realize. Most herbivores, including cattle, horses, and deer, are actually only herbivorous by virtue of convenience. They will absolutely eat other animals if they wander too near their mouths (and definitely not in an accidental way).

@mrslangdonalger:disqus @JMPesq:disqus Thanks, I didn't even notice his join date. Blocked and flagged.

- Arguments that are definitely never used by misogynists to justify their misogyny.

And this is where The Simpson's far outliving its cultural relevance and good will becomes a positive thing, as I can condemn the show for sexism without feeling like I'm condemning something I love.

My comment wasn't intending to call him out, or call his joke inappropriate, but merely to point out that it's a Poe's Law-type situation. He may have meant it as a joke, but it's hard to say for sure when the exact same thing is spouted by R. Kelly's advocates.

The problem with this comment, assuming it is meant as a joke, is that there are far too many people who will try to defend him using exactly this argument.