Constance Zimmer is a goddamn treasure.

Woman nominated 4 times for an Oscar = $1000

Arie is a human Valium and as I said last night he looks like a Sim character and Ross from friends had a baby, but THIS:

I really can’t get enough of Meghan. I’ve been a fan of hers for quite some time. She is really the epitome of beauty to me. (not in some sexualized way, just truly gorgeous)

I going to need a translator for that lawsuit tweet. It’s hysterical and makes no sense. A lobster attack! Someone is getting smacked with a frying pan! What cartoon am I watching?

Millie is going into the annoying as fuck category really fast for me.

I appreciate how this comment section is just a massive selection of gifs/reaction photos all insinuating that this opinion is fake.

Um

Hadn’t realised that Pippa Middleton was still a thing.

Nope. Huge Star Wars fan and this funny piece did nothing to upset that.

Ansel will probably go the way of Matthew Lillard.

and is good-looking in that haggard, the-90s-were-rough-on-me way

Aaaaaand I’m going to go watch that Britney video again. It’s truly a good video and song. I’m not lying. And Mr. Dorff does some first-rate haggard-90's acting in it too.

I was lucky enough to meet Paul Sovino on a film set years ago. He was a true gentleman. Incredibly polite, funny and not above chatting with me, at the time, a lowly extra. Lovely man.

I still remember seeing him in floods of tears when Mira won her Oscar. He seems like a sweet and devoted dad. And I have no doubt he’d sincerely like to pound Weinstein through the pavement right now.

My daughter and I agree that Sorvino is parent goals, and we’d like to see Weinstein face a jury of parents tbh.

I was at an event with Hoda that involved taking a bus from a meeting point to the event itself. She waited in line like the rest of us non-celebs, never complained about the wait, chatted with everyone, could not have been nicer. Very happy for her. Nice people deserve nice things to happen for them.

TRUE STORY: I work in Rock Center but NOT for NBC and a colleague of mine had a broken leg. One day she was struggling down the street on crutches past 30 Rock and Hoda walked out to get in her black car. Hoda did NOT know my colleague, but because Hoda is a dream, she gave my colleague her black car and told it to…

I can remember the first time I got self-conscious about my weight. I was six or seven. I was in dance class. I was taking jazz. We were dancing to Zippity Do Da and had costumes that showed our midriff. The mothers started making comments about our cookie tummies and cutting down before the big recital. It was like…