True story. My mom would be making a martyr of herself and writing a book about what it was like to raise the most ungrateful about to be princess in the world. Then she would tell “Liz” to call her.

Harry has Prince Philip.

And actually it seems the proper name is silvered leaf langur monkeys.

Of all the actors in Hollywood that epitomize the problem of pay disparity between men and women I don’t think I’d put Armie Hammer anywhere near the top of the list.

I’m fine with Vin Diesel. He stays in his lane.

The silliness and wrongheadedness of going after Streep allows the Clooneys, Pitts, Tarantinos, etc. off scot-free. Streep was not on the production-side as those men and Weinstein were - so anything she “knew” was derived from rumors unless she heard it from victims themselves directly. Which no victim has stated…

I liked Chrissy’s tweet about how the boarding pass scanner is apparently just a beedoop machine that goes beedoop.

Are there woke pj sets? Because that would be confusing.

The only not garbage thing that happened in 2017 was Chris and Jenny getting back together. I almost burst into tears when those grainy pics of him at her standup show in DC hit the net.

I have a “Nevertheless, she persisted” t-shirt that I got from a female-owned shop on etsy. I don’t just wear it because it’s “fashionable,” I wear it as a message to all of the teenage girls I work with, and to my daughter...even though she is a toddler and can’t read it.

Nothing exciting! I was walking my dog, and she inexplicably started barking at this dude walking towards us. She’s not usually a barker, so idk why she was losing her little damn mind. When he got near us, he just kneeled down next to her and she stopped barking and decided that, actually, he was not a danger and in…

I’m just here to say that Robert Pattinson was really sweet to my dog once, so in my house, we respect Robert Pattinson. Emma Watson has never interacted with my dog, but she seems like a nice enough young lady. I have no objection to this potential couple.

Oh GROSS they look so in love and happy, ugh. Yuuuuuck.

Yes! Katherine is the best name! It’s solid and traditional, but has 50 billion nicknames/alternate spellings so you can totally make it match who you are! As a holder of said name, I use one version professionally, one socially, and one with my ride or die people. (In other words, it’s great for people who…

I think the second dress is called “The Thirst” in the catalog.

“One-fourth of Fifth Harmony”

I’m so fucking bored for this hate-on for Taylor Swift. She’s neither feminist role model or emblem of evil. She had a good year this year. People are allowed to have those! Call me when she hits someone with her car.

“Mary is lying, and we all know it. I saw her just the other day. Lovely woman. Fantastic woman. And she was all happy and special. Did she say anything about being raped? Nope. She acted fine. Plus there were no witnesses! She’s a lovely woman, but she’s very confused.”— Donald Trump

“Me too” says Mary of Nazareth .

I hope Spurlock chokes on a Big Mac.