jambonsandwich
jambonsandwich
jambonsandwich

You shut your whore mouth about Judge Judy. She is a national treasure.

it’s more likely that the production company wanted celebrities in its MET Gala sequence but didn’t want to pay non-talent, as they were essentially extras.

My 18 year old cousin uses her mom’s credit card (that her mom gave her) to take Ubers and pay for lunch or brunch with her friends at restaurants so they can practice for their post-college future in the city using their parent’s credit cards for brunch

I love that album btw, it was so underrated. I listened to it on repeat for all of 2008 when I was in my first job in a strange city 3000 miles away from my family and most of my college friends and would cry during “Sober.” Yeah I was extremely 22 years old. #memories

Kelly Clarkson says she turned down millions of dollars just so she wouldn’t have to share song-writing credit with Dr. Luke.

Hildi Santo-Thomas was the worst best! Who could forget the straw room, the floral bathroom or her self portrait!?!

Carter was the carpenter who took over after Ty left and man oh man was he hot.

Can’t wait to watch Hildi ruin more houses by gluing hay to a wall.

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

Good for you, Patty. Get paid, honey!

They look...tired. Jennifer Gardener looks quite dewy by comparison.

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

The guy who plays Pennywise DOES NOT look like Pennywise in real life!

Now playing

I’m pumped for this movie. What’s wrong with a have a bottle of wine at the same time movie? This thing is screaming “finish the rosé, start the cab franc”. Sometimes you just need an effervescent movie where a lady is in demand by/with 3 guys you would actually wanna bone and not just obvious Mr. Right and “bad dude

“Jolie has also been dealing with her cancer recovery” 

The whole thing played without buffering ❤️

I have nothing to say about this video. I am ridiculously excited for the new Taylor Swift single that is coming out today. I hate myself.

If not for the big names attached, I would assume this is some Lifetime nonsense. That I would definitely watch.

It’s a fucking dragon because she’s lit as fuck.