I don’t know who he is, but he looks like all three Hansons melded into one.

KATY PERRY IS THE GODDAMN WORST!!!!!!!

I dislike Katy Perry.

I normally am slow to call for trigger warnings, but that was literally horrifying. I am not black, but I feel like some people might not want to take on reading it this week.

Not sure why your post reminded me of this, but back when I was in school, one of our school’s guidance counselors went to a KKK rally in NYC, ran out into the crowd and punched some high ranking KKK dude in his face.

Michael Kelly can

It was hard to find a pic of Doug both in a trench coat and on a phone.

What’s weird is, Delagado taped the moment she told Miller.

Hannah, Parmageddon is way better than Cheddarmegeddon. It’s important to me that you know that.

Let’s add this.

Angela: What if it’s a girl?
Dwight: Irrelevant question. Section 5A, child shall be male.
Angela: Hey. Uh-uh. I cannot control that. You can’t put that in here.
Dwight: Yes you can.
Angela: No.
Dwight: It’s as simple as keeping the womb extremely warm for two days after sex, and then extremely cold for five months.
Angela…

Also, this.

As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.

God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.

There’s a probably-going-to-be-upscale hotel going up across the street from my office. I fully expect that we’re going to be dealing with this once it opens in a few months. I’m thinking we will be going the insult route: make up some big Olympics-style score cards in posterboard and give very low scores.

Doesn’t Oprah own like a $10 million share of Weight Watchers now? Don’t underestimate how much this is just about an investment for her.

Scaramucci also, for some reason, addressed rumors that he’s been sleeping with Fox News anchor Stone Kimberly Guilfoyle’s, saying they “are very close friends but nothing more,” and that he “is way too short for Kimberly.”

JujyJr had his tonsils and adenoids removed. I didn’t know it at the time but adenoids grow back(!) So he now sounds like one of the adults on the Peanuts cartoons. Guess we’re going back to the ENT.

answer: she’s a bad bitch.

The reward for information about 4 escaped convicts is $500? I don’t think you could get a kindergartner to turn in a fellow child for that measly amount.