Shit, now I’ll be listening to Case of the Ex on repeat all day.

Remember Vitamin C? These two were pretty much on the same rung.

Just putting this here for the folks who aren’t clicking through to the Billboard article:

If I can’t be Monique fat I have to be Terri Hatcher thin.

Yeah but then how would I look like an utter twat?

I love her. She is everything.

I need BIP. Summer tv sucks. Don’t@ me plz and thx.

I’m confused. The NY Post’s Page Six reported Mindy’s pregnancy as “an unexpected surprise.” But if it was a surprise, it would not have been expected, would it?

I’m really confused by this “Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are friends now” thing. Is it sarcasm? Did you see the Bad Blood video?

You spelled Selena Gomez’s name wrong twice, even when it was spelled correctly right in front of you. Impressive and welcome to the nocturnal dirtbag.

He seems like a good egg. And a serious fan of the Williams sisters.

I fucking LIVED for these. When I was in middle school my greatest joy was reading this column, and I still remember finding a stack of old Seventeens in my aunt’s house from the last decade and flipping back to read this column. Fuck, these illustrations are provoking a visceral reaction, I feel like I’m 12 again.

“When we realized we weren’t talking to the real person, it Shookus.”

Police: “Freeze!”

While I don’t doubt that Chip and Joanna Gaines would mislead someone about neighborhood safety, a drunk person can drive into your house just about anywhere.

Who was her handy man?

Memory: The first year Tina Fey and Amy Poehler did the Golden Globes, they were doing “this or that” and the subject of “Which Chris?” was raised. Tina Fey, because she has excellent taste, screamed, “CHRIS PINE!!” and then looked slightly embarrassed.