CUPCAKES ARE OVERRATED! There I said it!

Trump’s press secretary?

I love a royal beef.

Alternate Title: Chip Faps over Shiplap

This entire paragraph was beautiful in its truth and brutality. Well done, Rich.

Maybe they should have gotten an actual dancer to play Baby.

I didn’t realize it until I read your post, but you’re right, they look like siblings.

Publicist #5: (Perravieja, who is not a publicist, but who read Dirt Bag this morning)

Michelle has consistently declined ever wanting to run this great country

A man who, I say I know his music, but it always turns out I’m thinking of a Bryan Adams tune.

The dumbest part of Sharpova’s return is how some commentators and media are trying to paint her as some player who is returning from injury, instead of a ban. That’s why the players like Genie are calling her out and rightfully so.

Hey Kara, no joke, if you ever remove Shady Baby Kara from the main image, my soul is going to die a little bit.

I came here to completely agree the biggest shade thrower was buzzfeed calling her “a chef”. When I clicked on the link and saw it was Giada I burst out laughing. #TeamNicole on this one though

Laura Linney not being able to bang that hot dude was one of the most disappointing film scenes I’ve ever watched. If she doesn’t get some action I will be devastated.

I’m going to fucking die: “Rename your Anxiety Excitement.”

Not to be facetious, but why would you want models draped all over your yacht? What if you want to actually sail your yacht somewhere -- how do you scare them off? Can you use a broom to shoo them away, or do you have to pry them off, like barnacles on the hull?

Dyscalculia! I’m self diagnosed, mostly to excuse all the times I sobbed in high school algebra.

You have to admit, shit like this is why The Challenge is occasionally really fun to watch.