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You’re just proving you’ve never seen Freaks and Geeks which doesn’t make you look cool.

Only if she hyphenates, the divorces him, keeps the name, repeats the process with Jim Carrey, Frank Gehry, Dave Barry, Vanna White and Townsend Coleman to become Katy Perry-Perry-Carrey-Barry-White-Gehry-Coleman.

That horse is already dead

I’ll pick Alan Thicke.

OMG THANKS FOR ASKING.

“Former Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester isn’t here for the kinds of strange ridiculously expensive and frequently unsettling uglyaf beauty trends” 

She’s always been great.

I think Leighton will win in the long run, to be honest. She may not be a huge movie star, ever, but she’ll have the more consistent, steady career.

While Lively may have a more successful career, I’d take Adam Brody over Ryan Reynolds any damn day.

The fact that Blake Lively is more successful than her is the most Serena van der Woodson thing to ever happen

I have always liked Leighton.

first victoria’s secret, then h & m?

“There are lines that go back six blocks. I tell you that because you won’t read about it.” It’s getting exhausting listening to his lies. No one is reading about it, because it isn’t real— just like the Bowling Green Massacre.

Seriously

There are a few celebs I actually care about, and he’s very high on that list. I really hope he finds true happiness. He can borrow my kid if he wants to! (I want him back though)

Two things: 1) Why is Keanu so worried about aging since he’s obviously a vampire? 2) 52 year old, long haired Keanu is HOT

I fucking love Keanu Reeves.