I’m an addict and alcoholic. 7.5 years sober. Video games at one point became the only way to keep the nasty thoughts I would have when I was drink from dominating my mind; something semi-mindlesd to keep the hands and senses busy, something external to dominate and control, something to fight (literal demons, often)…

You know, the only thing I love more than sports is the inability to talk about my love of sports with anyone else, so I can’t express enough how glad I am that Spanfeller finally killed that awful comment function on Deadspin.

Contact Jim Spanfeller and let him know what you think of his torpedoing of the cornerstone site of the GO media suite: 917-881-5965

Fuck, I love y’all. <3

Jezspin forever

Oh and speaking of cowards, fuck Dave Portnoy too.

I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.

Burneko somehow hurts the worst, though I’m kind of living to see the parting fire Magary sets to the whole thing.

Then I’ll definitely be back. And you’re on to something. I’ve been following the GMG Union and Deadspin Twitter accounts, and those celebrating are exactly the type of Republican knuckle-draggers and Barstool readers (a lot of overlap there) that you’d expect. At least I gained another 1,000 reasons to never sign up…

It’s nice that they’re encouraging feedback from consumers, rather than going the other route and removing the ability to provide feedback at all.

Jim Spanfeller looks like the actor you’d get to play Brett Kavanaugh in the Lifetime movie about college sexual assault.

I’m so tired, I can’t stay up until 11 or midnight again to watch the game at a bar with friends. I was really hoping Houston would put it away last night for that selfish reason alone (I have meetings at 7 AM most days). Still want Houston to win, but thank Jesus it will be over tomorrow.

There is way too much sports talk diluting this website’s content. Please stick to dogs.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Yeah, I’ll jump in here too and say that we’re totally aware of the suckiness because it directly affects our work on the page. 

I hear ya, buddy. It’s a decision being made above the site level, but writers are aware of how much it sucks.

Anytime I see Orlovsky telling us what QBs should or shouldn’t do, I can’t help but remember the time HE RAN OUT THE BACK OF HIS OWN GODDAMNED ENDZONE!

I’d like to take this time to offer my condolences on the fact that you can no longer drink.

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right?