not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

Since he retired from baseball, Schilling hasn’t done anything that would suggest he’d be a capable member of society, let alone Congress.

It’s hard to find anyone who has ever worked for him and has a bad word to say. Seems like he prides himself on being a good boss. But he’s also notoriously sensitive and thin-skinned. Wouldn’t shock me to see a reaction along the lines of, “I’ve been Cool Boss all these years and this is how you repay me?”

the ball came spinning out counterclockwise because of the Oriolis Effect

Reds’ record against division opponents this year:

Yes, the Reds are just 4.5 games out of the wild card, but they are behind 5 other teams. They need to pass almost half the league to get in, that’s a lot harder than just chasing down one team.

I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Javy Baez is a national treasure.

Sounds like a history refresher is needed.

Not a joke, I had to check this on Google. If you asked me about the Falcons before this moment I would have told you they were a 2002 expansion team.

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

Given the current situation it’s frustrating that they just traded Montgomery to the Royals for Maldonado and immediately flipped him for Kemp. We didn’t come away with much at the end of all that. Montgomery hasn’t had his best stuff so far this year, but he was the only guy in the ‘pen that had the experience of…

The heck ya mean? 

Chatwood had a great outing against the Giants starting instead of Lester when he got sick.  It’s going to be hard to put him permanently in relief when the -starting- pitchers are themselves held together with bailing wire and hope.

Just let the Reds have the division crown. They want it more than the three teams at the top.

Hell he had more than Giannis, and only 10 fewer than Wade and George who both played functionally the whole decade.

They retired the same year, and Duncan had almost 20 more win shares than Kobe in this decade.

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

Many girls were upset at the impossible standards Coach Meat set, offering only moderate praise for a .667 batting average.