Even aside from how dumb this whole interview is, like come on with this, man:

Absolutely. This one sticks out in my brain, specifically. The runner clearly got back and his leg pops up for an absolute microsecond. The Ump rules safe, and review reverses the call:

This is why I can’t get behind people who are super legalistic about video review. Who enjoys watching sports through the absolute letter of a passage of a rulebook? 

Ehhhh, I mean, the fact that they’re basically scalping very affordable tickets to an event that likely has VERY high overhead for travel/lodging, they’re classing out an entire group of people who could probably swing it if they won the lottery. The 200% markup probably moves a full weekend in Augusta from a $4-$5k…

Yeah, on one hand I’m really glad they’re borrowing from the Majora’s Mask model—reusing assets for a quick turnaround on a new game—but that had a whole new world and, arguably, the most unique mechanic ever introduced in the series. I’m very interested in how they iterate on BOTW and what they introduce. I don’t…

It’s a lawless zone where social norms can touch you. I’d go as far as to say that the elusive pre-9am, pre-vacation beer is one of the more Elite Beers in existence.

I think the “it causes a mess!” reason is a weak smokescreen for “we don’t want the non-rich thinking they can come here by offering classic comforts of a beach vacation.” 

NBA Commentators: “Wow! The West is finally wide-open with the Warriors falling apart due to injuries. With just a slew of young teams who haven’t proved much sitting under them, the Rockets could enter the 2020 season as heavy favorites in the conference. I wonder how they’ll react to possibly being front runners?”

This is how I’ve been playing, too. I blitzed through the 4 Divine Beasts initially, probably too quickly. So I slowed down and started trying to get myself ready for the final battle. That was probably 100 game hours ago. Partly that’s because I KNOW once I beat Calamity Ganon, going back to just Do Some Shrines is…

man, if our country is just going to KEEP letting billionaires exist, could they at LEAST not be the worst and most Sensitive Babies on the internet? 

me and my roommates in college would just split an xbox and plug in our hard drives when we wanted to play on our accounts. An extremely easy way to move data around. 

Yes, they are. They have the players who finished 2nd and 3rd in the MVP voting literally one season ago. Anthony Davis is insanely good, way better than Lonzo or Ingram will be next season (and possibly ever). It’s not going to be hard to get ring chasers—both the high-class and the mid-class variety—to get on board,…

The ESPN main color guys are so bad. JVG too, for different reasons. This tweet resonates with me deeply:

his bones are being crushed into a slurry so we can have the content we need to live. he is truly america’s greatest hero.

If I were Chris Froome, I simply would have avoided crashing into a wall, thus allowing me to compete to win my 5th Tour De France title. Somebody pass along that advice, please. 

Ah, well. This article’s headline is certainly some type of prescient.

No one is to blame and everyone is to blame. KD and the Warriors both wanted him to play. He probably rushed himself back and allowed himself to get rushed back. He got hurt again because sometimes players Just Get Hurt, and because the universe is cold and unfeeling. This all sucks, and that’s all we can really say…

Oh god, when I moved to CO, driving through Kansas was slow death. And honestly be GLAD you didn’t see many billboards. I went through Kansas on Election Day, 2016 and every billboard was anti-abortion or pro-Trump. Sometimes both! 

No doubt--relief pitching contracts are a crapshoot. For every Chapman or Jensen there’s a Paplebon or Melancon. Kimbrel in the playoffs was shaky, but his velocity and batted ball metrics weren’t so off his career averages. Overall, 2018 Kimbrel was just “normal very good” instead of “absolutely unhittable.” Even if…

Yeah, the long layoff and the last appearances in the World Series aren’t fantastic for projecting his future, but also as recently as 2017, he was arguably the best relief pitcher in baseball. Even if he only gets to 85-90% of that during this deal, the Cubs will gladly take that. The AAV isn’t so insane, and the…