The Mets are the best sitcom on TV 

“aw, man. I don’t even get to be the afterthought?”

too late, buddy. the flight is at 10:30pm and you have a meeting with Sean McDermott at 9:30 tomorrow morning. 

Yeah, the thing is that it’s FINE to criticize these dudes. Call LeBron a weirdo and AD a quitter and Kyrie a head-case if you want, because you wouldn’t be necessarily WRONG to do so. It’s just the volume and tone of the criticisms that’s driving me nuts. He’s becoming the old dipshits he spent most of his career…

lol, yeah what I described is literally exponential growth and NOT linear. However, I WILL say that that’s probably what Celtics fans were expecting and ALSO the last math class I took in my life (11 years ago) I got a C- in and walked away a happy man.

No, they absolutely deserve a level of scrutiny for the weird shit they’re doing. Heck, you can probably throw Durant in there, too. It’s truly the volume of the complaints. ONE “Kyrie needs to shut up and be a leader like Al Horford!” rant is fine. But once we got to like......5 or 6, it got really old.

I was thinking about how much of this Stevens should bear last night, too. For all of Bill Simmons’s* constant bitching about Kyrie’s leadership (or lack there of) over the past couple of months, this hasn’t exactly been Brad’s best performance as a coach. He’s obviously one of the 3-4 best coaches in the NBA, sure,…

While he’s technically foreign born, I don’t think anybody considers Kyrie—born to two American parents who were just living in Australia at the time—anything other than American.

So that kid and his dad is always at Nuggets games. Pretty much since I started going to them the other year, that kid’s been there. The mascot, Rocky, usually jumps up onto his seat after he hits the half-court shot during the 4th quarter. Anyway, security grabbed the dad and gave him a lecture not too long after…

I uh, straight up forgot he was from Jamaica. Dream Team II really messes me up with that. Plus I was...7 the last season he made an All-Star game, so I definitely wasn’t spending a lot of my childhood thinking and reading about Ewing to really embed that in my brain.

Giannis is gonna be high on this list REAL quick. 

1) Hakeem
2) Dirk
3) Steve Nash
4) Tony Parker
5) Manu Ginobili
6) Pau
7) Mutombo

IMO

Hi, native North Carolinian here.

hey man, it’s not illegal to like a game. just because it’s not for everyone doesn’t mean it’s not for YOU. 

Live concerts during halftime of NBA games is truly the funniest thing. There was a random 3OH!3 concert tacked on to a Nuggets game I went to back at the end of the year. YES they stunk and YES the whole thing was comically awkward in the best way. It was the exact amount of money I’d want to spend (none) on their…

Yeah, I had the same beef with Vice that I did The Big Short, and that’s namely that the movie thinks it’s way smarter than it actually was. I generally LIKED both of those movies—The Big Short moreso than Vice—but dude, c’mon. You’re not a genius for winking at the camera and going “That Dick Cheney, huh folks?”

This may be the funniest thing that’s ever happened in the NFL. I don’t even know what to  do with myself! 

Curse you, Epic Games!!!!!!!!!!! Stop ruining the Knicks!!!!!!!!!!

I hate when the video game Fortnight makes me play players like Damyean Dotson and Emmanuel Mudiay 25+ minutes a night.

Is Step 4“be credibly accused of sexual assault multiple times”.