You’ve revealed entirely too much about your character.

But not the storebought kind, no sir! After I gather up the hoof clippins’, I render em’ down and make my own paste. It’s free and it keeps my boots waterproof in a pinch as well!

It really says something about the shkrelification of the health care industry in this country that “health insurance” is a demand listed alongside “fifty million dollars a year” and “my own jet.”

Don’t forget we east coast liberal elites need to show more empathy for these people.

it has been a long time since i was called smart i really appreciate that especially on the internet where people have such a nasty habit of demeaning other people for no reason than their own self gratification im guessing but i dont know i cant say for sure since im not one of those people its strictly positive…

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

I picked him up in my Madden franchise a few years ago and gave him the imaginary career of a fucking lifetime. I’d love to see him have hall of fame numbers for the rest of his career.

I hope he plays again and kneels during the anthem because we could power the entire nation from the heat that would be generated by the takes that would come from that.

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

Hey Chris, actual Bulls fan and longtime team observer here. Writing in to let you know that 1) Bobby Portis isn’t nearly as lousy as you’ve made him out to be, and 2) Mirotic isn’t as good as you’ve made him out to be, either. Miro is widely seen as overrated among people who watch the team, and we frankly didn’t…

Between the first two NBA nights and the recent big-ticket injuries to NFL stars, it’s been a bad few weeks of devastating injuries to fun players.

I sincerely hope the injury’s not as bad as Lin seems to think it is, and that he has a speedy recovery.

Nice.

I’m convinced no team ever actually signs Robin Lopez. He just sort of metastasizes onto your roster when your win expectancy is less than 35 games.

Mina Kimes for the win.

Newton added that his favorite comedian is Google Maps.

They have more in common than Ben probably realizes. In response to the draft, Trump also faked a foot injury to avoid getting killed.

Had this convo on twitter earlier.