Trump added $4 billion to his assets with the previously unused and extremely nebulous line item “Brand Value.”

During our senior banquet, my coach simply told everyone in attendance that I “never lived up to my potential”. Not a trashy comment, but it felt like a dagger in the heart.

That’s the thing, as someone who has been here awhile, there was a time where I’d say Deadspin’s moral stance was closer to Barstool’s current attitude than it is to the Deadspin of today. We’re talking about a site that used to celebrate and publicize “dong pics” of athletes in locker rooms. Not to mention maybe the…

Y’all know you’re Deadspin, right?

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

I liked the one for “Winners and Losers of the Second Round of the NCAA tournament.” Like that one seems pretty straightforward, guys. There’s a bracket and everything.

Calm down Paul, you still got your number retired.

This appears to be a classic case of Driving While Black.

If a wrestler had cut a promo this good, it’d be all I could think about for days. This was absolutely phenomenal

I’m still missing where you think Russell Wilson is anything but a baseball prospect. And believe me, I watch a ton of football. Especially the Wisconsin Badgers.

I am not convinced that Super Bowl Football isn’t some wonderful piece of performance art.

Oh please get him out of the greys regardless, this is something that must be studied in the open.

Clearly McDaniels just loves fucking over horse-based franchises.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Is it just me (probably so) or are they trying to play to both ends of the political spectrum? A rainbow decorated shirt with a camouflage jacket?

I remember Jo Jo English. That’s his ‘92-93 rookie card commemorating 6 GP with a .300 FG%. His opus however was his sophomore season on the Jordan-less ‘93-94 Bulls with 36 GP, 0 GS and a whopping .434 FG%.

Hersey Hawkins.

What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…

The Saints secondary is so disrespectful to the troops.

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?