At least now we know why they thought they could smash through those rocks.

Here to say using drugs and alcohol does not mean addiction.

There is no situation where the Pels trade Davis and their GM is happy about it. Unless he is an idiot.

When I feel myself it usually ends with a dream shake.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

It’s like wild animals who start eating humans; now that this team has a taste for losing all you can do is put them down or contract the franchise.

Deal. Just post both your bank account and routing numbers on the off chance I lose so I can wire the money to you.

Bet you $5 they win at least one game this year.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

The Ginger Hammer would argue that Osweiler’s play hasn’t been bad... it’s just that we just don’t understand it.

It seems that he was dead serious about never standing for the National Anthem again.

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The last Aryans to abruptly announce their retirement was Totenkopf at Kursk in 1943.

I want to make this comment my best friend and cook baked beans with it over a fire at the railyard.

When Tomsula wouldn’t let anything go, you called him a hoarder and impounded his car.

Part 1: “There is no reason why every state should have equal representation in the Senate. Rhode Island should not have the same senatorial power as California.”

Yeah, I don’t think these are in anyway comparable.

The only way this gets funnier is if you get held up for that gift card on the way to IKEA by someone with a gun that you totally could have stopped if that son of a whore Obama* hadn’t taken your Glock!

* = It’s ok to say this, right? Another world leader said it, I’m just quoting him here.

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…