Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

I know some people think it’s a complete waste of time for Kaepernick to stand up there and talk about something that pretty much everyone agrees is terrible. Especially when there’s nothing he can really do to change it. But that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t have to answer questions about the 49ers.

How’d you leave out the domestic violence that started it? Classic NFL propaganda making you forget all about that in your timeline...

I do think it’s important to call out Tebow’s presence in the Mets’ organization as the marketing ploy that it is. The easiest and most direct way to do that is to continually remind people that Tebow is in fact a dreadful baseball player.

He’s got below average speed, unless he seizure in trouble.

Well Steve Jobs did love basketball, that’s why all those iPhone factories have nets installed.

People talk about the Warriors as the most stacked team ever. But would you choose them over Kareem, Magic, Worthy? Parish, McHale, Bird? Jordan, Pippen, insert anyone else here. Carmelo, Rose, Porzingas? (Ok, I was just fucking with you about the Knicks.)

Looks like this week it will be the Bills quarterback who takes a knee.

The hot dogs haunt his dreams and it’s becoming clear that the bright line between the ephemeral dream world and the real physical plain is blurring badly for Fox. In practice he’ll often blow his whistle and wave his hands, stopping play cold. He’ll rip chunks of turf out and sniff them. He’ll survey the horizon with…

Better question is who sees ‘NSFW language’ and stops reading?

‘“Alshon Jeffery asked about the 500+ yards of offense (NSFW language): “If we don’t win the game, that shit don’t matter.”’

Eh. At 1-4 they’re still the best winless team in the league imo

I wouldn’t recommend it.

The real Skip Bayless is locked in a cell several hundred feet underground. There, his cruel captors siphon hot takes from his shattered mind 24 hours a day. Bayless huddles in the corner of his cell, naked but for a rough sackcloth and short length of hempen rope that he uses as a belt because it isn’t long enough to…

I was going to watch that clip, but I gave up after clicking what appeared to be a play button for the fourth time in the third tab to launch. (Android device, fwiw)

If you do a 2nd season at 0-16, they upgrade your brown paper bags to plastic ones.

He’s ready. They killed his cheerleader girlfriend and he has a new puppy to take care of. He has one more excellent adventure is in his bones. You never know, he could be the one thing the Browns need.

My dad’s original six came in banquet form and caused a lot of tears.

Arizona: Doing to hockey what we did to ice tea.