Sam Hinkie misread the writing prompt as “are you smart?” instead of “why does the result of your process consistently fucking suck?”

I get that you are going out of your way to not sound like an ass, but this opinion of women’s basketballs watch ability is literally the default opinion of most male sports fans so it’s kinda useless to spout it off.

Truly a tradition like none other.

That’s why I prefer to imagine MJ as his amazing twitter persona @__michaelj0rdan instead of his actual terrible self.

+1 Such A Bolshit joke

go watch c-span, you dolt

Ashes to ashes...

Oh god the inevitable “hip hop sucks today” comment that comes with any rap legend’s passing was even shittier than I expected.

Pretty sure Harbaugh was an NFL coach at this time? But sure.

I get it...Many people suffer from terrible diseases, and Sager is a celebrity whom i don’t know personally. But damn if this doesnt hit close to for reasons i dont even completely understand. This is probably a pointless post but Sager, with all his flamboyance and undeniable love for people, which plays out so…

We’re already seeing Anthony Davis’ tantalizing potential being realized. It just happens to be occuring in Minnesota.

You’re choosing to resurrect Randy over your numero uno Andre? Not even sure if you’re the real Hulk after seeing that tbh.

“Why Denver should like its Sanchez of repeating” - Woody Paige

I bet “pussy” is on that list.

Nice! I always liked the artisanal delusion they brew up in the Bay area.

Mark Sanchez is probably a better get than Sam Bradford. Also this delusion I’ve been chugging for the last week as a Broncos fan is going to make me throw up.

Found the dipshit MSU fan who sees things only in terms of UM/MSU

Easily my favorite green-haired porn star.

Jango Klackin as a 16 seed?

Only a terrorist would get upset by seeing too many alley-oop highlights.