Ah the legendary swells of the DC lazy river will surely attract surfers from all over the globe.

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You sound like you could really use some drugs, man.

Who the fuck brags about their salary on an online forum. Lol.

-1 really big ring

Russell has been dealing with quite the drought.

Tell us more about being a really big fan of a team yet almost wishing for them to lose the Superbowl because of personal distaste for one player.

Maybe don’t be so old?

good Kinja.

Wow this analysis is complex as hell

That would require finding Kyle Orton...which would require combing through every low-rent watering hole in suburban America.

+1 Nagger

The upcoming “Cousins regresses to the mean” dumpster fire Redskins season is going to be so amazing.

OK dude. It’s not like he had possibly the greatest quarterback season of all time in the orange and blue. But sure.

Fellow Broncos fan...I understand those reservations and questions, but what exactly were your expectations for a dude in his first 7 starts in the league? Personally, Osweiler played about above the level of my expectations, which were fairly optimistic for a dude who has had 3 seasons of grooming on the bench of a…

Haven’t most people come to the conclusion that Lebron is trolling the media with these cryptic tweets? Hence the whole “DC” (“Da Vinci Code”) hashtag? The thinking goes that the media has analyzed his tweets so much in the past, and there seems to be a malaise over this team, so he is trying to make light of all of…

Does this make Gilbert Arenas John Cage?

Favorite part is easily the guttural “DUNK IT ON HIM” that someone roars milliseconds before the carnage

Ok...this is some really bad analysis.

They FINALLY cut him several weeks ago...