KJ is still terrifying

Stockton made Malone better, undoubtedly, but Malone would have been a monster with or without a transcendent point guard. He was built like a tank with wing agility and quickness. He was just as savvy and skilled on his end of the pick and roll as Stockton was on his. While Stockton deserves some credit for Malone’s…

Most electrifying by a mile. Unless Elgin Baylor and Jerry West were also both powered by nuclear microexplosions.

I get the snark about a particular player reading this exact post, but my overarching point is that packaging a pretty damn intense defensive play into a “LOL this sap got crossed up and dunked on” headline is kinda indicative of the whole trend towards mocking players who fail on defensive plays while exerting…

This is the exact type of blog post that probably makes guys think twice about giving defensive effort on mismatches and dunks.

Ugh. After reading this I have about 5 reasons that I’m really grateful you aren’t my wife.

If you think future, drake, kanye, and Kendrick fucking Lamar don’t have any depth in their library, its obvious that you simply haven’t listened. Yet you still insist on having an obstinate, condescending opinion.

Oh gotcha. I’ll just be over here relishing the obviously superior artistry of big krit. “Whatchu mean u ain’t nasty, why the fuck you came?”

You should probably stop commenting on rap artists for the same reasons that I don’t blather inane opinions on gravitational waves, selenium extraction, or dadaist philosophy.

Thomas Friedman, is that you?

Yeah I’m sure its named after a Johnny Knox film no one remembers, and not the common sports term that movie itself is named after.

This is a nice trade for the pistons. Tobias can fit the Rashard Lewis/Hedo Turkoglu role for Van Gundy.

Can’t wait for Rom Romberts to weigh in here.

Its the same core of players with a better record....nothing about that tells me they are better suited for the matchup that mauled them last year, despite that really convincing “they’re better” argument you laid down.

What improvement have the Celtics made to avoid getting manhandled by the cavs like they were last year in the playoffs?

You forgot to mention the championships won by Anthony Bennett, Michael Olawakandi, Andrea Bargnani, Greg Oden, Kwame Brown, and Joe Smith.

I bet your “friends from Germany” are actually just an article you read on The Blaze.

No hit in a decade? Besides this jam from 8 months ago with 52 million plays?

Oh so we’re now supposed to look to Rusty Kuntz as the most trustworthy expert on the skill of helping others score?

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