Dwight “could use a change of scenery” for the past 6 seasons and 3 teams.

It’s fantastic that both teams decrease wins with this trade.

Yeah Drew! Cloud swords some gestations!

Unless you consider falling down when getting steamrolled by a player a foot taller and 70lbs bigger than you a flop, I don’t see how that was a flop.

The benefit of the doubt always goes to the offensive player in block/charge 50/50s. Also, no ref is going to call a charge in the backcourt on a play like this. I really have no idea how you think this could be called offensive.

Lol I’m pretty sure everyone who still listens to black flag is probably around 40, dealing with the same identity crisis of being successful and “mainstream” while still thinking they have a punk rock ethos.

they haven’t won shit? Besides 5 consecutive playoff appearances, including a WCF?

My favorite part of the piece:

The New Testament also expressly forbids women from speaking in church and wearing a head covering in church....

Well, Jesus didn’t live in a McMansion, for one.

It feels like he took a 20mg Adderall instead of a 10 before writing this.

Definitely the turf’s fault, not the matchup of an Monstar pass rusher vs. one of the worst tackles in the league.

2016 called. It said that Michael Oher is still relevant and this joke is still funny.

I don’t know whats more amazing, that you have these hilarious backstories on Vertical Horizon, or that you are somehow oblivious to their music that absolutely dominated the pop airwaves in 99-00. Everything You Want reached #1 on Billboard.

They were everything people wanted. Everything they needed. They did all the right things. At exactly the right time. But they meant nothing to us. And they don’t know why.

Seein Red reminds me of CHEVELLE

Horse the Band had about a 4 month period of absolute genius

he will now.

God. Pretty Girls Make Graves is just about the platonic ideal for an emo band name.

Klaxons had a banger. Can’t remember what it was or what it sounds like. But it was a banger.