Just boxes of pizza that no one dared to touch

You know, there just may be some acceptable middle ground between the Sixers absolute refusal to acknowledge the present, and the Nets blowing their near future for broken down, overpriced veterans. Idk.

Mm while that game is definitely an insane blemish on his record at Kentucky, the lynchpin of that team blew out his ACL right before the end of the season. Not excusing such a pathetic loss by any means, but its also a little much to say that’s what happens when he doesn’t have top tier talent.

I don’t have anything to point to that says he’s a master tactician, but he is absolutely a great manager of talent. He continually gets top tier recruits to buy in to the needs of the teams over their own needs, and his highly touted recruits often leave Kentucky much better prepared to succeed in the pros.

I waded into DFS this last Sunday because I was having withdrawal from regular fantasy being over. I chose Brock Osweiler as my low-cost QB, thinking, “EVERYONE LOOK HOW SMART I AM”.

Seems like, of all people, the dude who had a small child die would least need a lesson about the fragility of fatherhood and life from another child with cancer.

Did you just compare a career in computer programming to a career in pro sports?

I dislike Boston and its insufferable media as much as the next guy, but Bob Ryan’s been writing about the NBA for over 50 years, so his voice is definitely interesting on any story in the league.

I’d rather listen to Selena Gomez a million times more than this milquetoast white guy and his lo-fi synths.

The hottest rap aesthetic of the last year (and prior..but only drake, future, and cudi really fucked with it before 2015) is a direct descendent of 808s’ bleeping and booping moody minimalism, so while the album itself may not be still in heavy rotation (what albums from 2008 at?), its made more of an impact on the…

Mizzous protest was directly connected to Mizzou. The cavs hurting won’t be felt by the law enforcement legal system directly.

Who signed off on an ELEVEN PARAGRAPH essay on a December game between two lottery teams?

DON’T FORGET ABOUT MIKE VICK

Thank you Deadspin, for the Christmas gift of this article’s comment section.

“Old quarterback was a bust so new quarterback has to be a bust”

So much self righteousness all destroyed by incorrect homophone usage.

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You seem well-adjusted.

Did you have to google “popular youth terms” for this joke?

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