I don’t think many people are arguing that Gary Payton was the greatest ever. Or Sean Payton, for that matter.

These Patriot fans’ comments in response to your joke are absolutely perfect.

Of all the things in my past that still affect my daily life, a blogger’s incorrect-in-hindsight snark on an NBA trade from 8 months ago is definitely the most bothersome.

Hey in my humble opinion you can have sex with whomever and how often you like. I don’t really know (or really care about) my gfs sexual history (I’m guessing its probably more extensive than my own), but I’m sure it doesn’t change that I love her to death. A lot of dudes don’t care about this shit anymore.

I understand that this whole movement is disgusting, but it strikes me as weird that a group that can only manage 1000 members on facebook is worth a Jezebel write up and subsequent massive increase in exposure.

I appreciate your fervor in figuring out this hypothetical

I agree with you. I also think that the entire tone of the Republican primaries has been about bashing people you don’t agree with. I don’t think its out of line for Burneko to have a severe (albeit humorous) tone in response. He’s also saying that if we are this fragmented, where people on the right who are gaining…

I guess I consider myself liberal, and I’m all about personal liberty. You know, like people being allowed to do drugs without fear of making up 50% of our prison system, or people being allowed to be married to whom they love, or a woman having access to the healthcare she needs. I’m also into people having the…

It could be something like implementing a new directive at work, and then falsely observing some sort of improvement based on that new directive, even if there isn’t any true improvement.

So fucking stoked about going to war again u guyz

what did I just read

While I have no idea what possessed him to think constructing that story was a good idea, his apology right now is pretty hard to find fault in. Completely owning how foolish and hurtful it was. Good on him at least for that.

it’s much more prevalent this year. I wonder why...

I think the average Draft Kings player has absolutely no understanding of what an algorithm is.

I read Matthew Berry’s fantasy articles (god help me, I know), and now even those are one giant draft kings promo. ESPN is obliterating the journalism/advertising line with more gusto than Emeril Lagasse making a gumbo.

Ben Roethlisberger - the latest on the Patriots’ surreal “make everyone a sympathetic figure” world tour.

Uh...your question was “do you know ANY Pats fan?” which he answered, not “ do you have enough Pats fan experiences to sufficiently fulfill a Z-test?”

Sure man, whatever you say.

two organizations conspiring for a mutual gain? like the NFL and Pats wiping all evidence to minimize damage? Why am i wasting my time proving to you that I know what that basic ass term means?

Yes I do believe that there isn’t as much dirt underneath every other team. How could I not? It’s fun to stare at shadows and pretend they are witches, but it looks pretty funny when its the witch doing that conjecturing.