Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Can we start having “The Vikings Lost Their ___ Franchise Player” posts now?

At least RGIII had his best game as a Brown today.

The Saints have now probably lost BOTH starting CBs for a long time. They are down to Sterling Moore, two undrafted free agent rookies, and (I think), Jason David and Toi Cook.

A friggin narcissistic attention whore reality TV star is about to become our president. This shouldn’t surprise you at all but it’s hard to muster up outrage by comparison. It’s 2016. Everything and everybody sucks.

He’s starting to be called Mickey LooMISS for a reason around these parts.

This guy’s the idiot. Not the clowns who spend hundreds of dollars to help make his jersey the #1 jersey in America and buy the most expensive tickets to the game, just so that they can put on their giant afros and make an un-ironic mockery of the situation.

This is going to go down as the worst era of coaches in NFL history, period. It’s basically Bill Belichick and shit.

Here is a good shot of four photographers ignoring the National Anthem in their never-ending quest to make the four protesting 49ers famous.

Yeah. THEY’RE the idiots.

Courtland Finnegan made the final 53 and Payton cut him before the game. They also signed Sterling Moore, and put him as an inactive today.

Ballsy.

I do have a leg to stand on against the people who argue that he acts like a spoiled 4-year-old, SO YOU ARE RACIST AND I’M NOT GOING TO ARGUE WITH A RACIST.

Says the fan of the team that brought baseball bats onto the field to intimidate Odell Beckham. Because he deserved that too.

So you’re saying that he and his teammates WEREN’T shamelessly posing for selfies on the sideline at the end of the game?

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7.

My team lost its head coach for an entire season for a Hell of a lot less than that. Wonder if Roger Goodell will collect 50,000 pages of evidence* on them.

...and it officially becomes this year’s Ice Bucket Challenge.

(based on the picture I see with this story) to keep her from grandstanding by kneeling by herself in front of her teammates so that all 27 fans in attendance are sure to see her.

Forgot one more thing: Commercials after kickoffs, ESPECIALLY TOUCHBACKS. Or commercial breaks with 3 seconds left in the quarter. Or commercial breaks for “injuries,” when the injured player is already off the field before the commercials begin.